Stand Up Comedy Holiday Catalog Pg. 2

Wish List Item #9: Alexander Wang Thermal Onesie

Another fun number to romp around in ;-)

Dionne Warwick

(1964)

(1967)

THE EMPRESS OF EASY.

Wish List Item #8: Portaitist Bomber

Cute little jacket to romp around in.

Wish List Item #7: ATP 2009 Tickets, bitch!

Um, someone needs to buy me tickets ($$$$$235) to this 3-day festival taking place in upstate NY. All Tomorrow's Parties is an organization based out of London whom promotes art and music events across the globe. Lucky for us, the Flaming Lips will be curating NY's this coming year on Sep 11-13th, 2009. ATP thrives on world-renowned experimental artists and musicians/bands who curate the entire lineup each year, resulting in fabulous and innovative times for all. And again, Criterion (love!!) will be hosting the cinema, I wonder what'll be playing. David Cross will be curating the comedy stage!

This is very, very similar to Portland's Time Based Art Festival. It will all be taking place in one space, this time at Kutsher's Country Resort; it starts midday with live art and musical performances, there will be DJs spinning into the night, flicks to watch, and of course food and draaaank. In other words, heaven. Take me, take me, take me.

Honestly, though, if anyone in the Portland area is interested in flying with me to NY to attend the festival then email me. Tickets are selling like hotcakes.

I don't know what I knew before. But now I know that I want to win the war.

Para ti, para ti, para ti.

(Feist is so nice to listen to during the holidays, let's cuddle wuddle.)

Stand Up Comedy Holiday Catalog Pg. 1

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SUC Holiday Catalog

a. Complimentary worldwide shipping until Dec. 25th
b. Gift wrapping upon request
c. Special discounts for in-store visitors
d. Surprise with purchase of $200+
e. Gift certificates for indecisives

The BPA (feat. David Byrne & Dizzee Rascal): Toe Jam

I can't stop (won't stop) watching.

Wish List Item #6: Moncler Gamme Rouge A/W 08/09 Collection

Anything from this collection. No one makes a puffer jacket like they do! View the whole collection here.

Best song, ever.

Wish List Item #5: Ray-Ban Wayfarer II Sunnies, Black & Clear

Okay, this really should be number one on my list because I'm in loooove! They're so fierce on. I WAAANT. All friends and fam, take note.

(To my F.B.'s! For life!)

SNL

So, I guess SNL has been really funny these past few weeks and I've missed out. Please watch this hilarious video here if you like to laugh hard... so hard.

Instructions

Now. Put wishlist items #2-4 on, dance to this groovy remix and you'll look like money! I promise!

(Now 'tis the season when we're not afraid to express our utter desires to indulge in the finer things in life. And because of that I'll also be adding songs to my wishlist posts that I've allowed myself to become infatuated with this season-- most likely cheesy top 40, duh).

Wish List Item #4: Drkshdw's Fur-Lined Front Knot Hooded Sweatshirt

Three letters: OMG.

Wish List Item #3: Chanel Powder Blush in No. 44, Narcisse

Ah, the necessities. I'm out and can't afford a new compact. I'm supposed to be spending my hard-earned cash money on others this time of year, yeah?